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Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have: Very high heels. Platform soles The sole can be transparent. The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour. The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly. The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
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