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Shoes that are so silly only a [porn star] or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have: Very [high heels]. Platform soles The sole can be [transparent]. The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour. The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly. The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
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