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The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
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