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The Portuguese take on the classic Comb Over hairstyle popularized by the likes of billionaire douche bag [Donald Trump], and Televangelist Con Artist/Huckster Benny Hinn.

The gag usually takes place at a Bachelor party in either Fall River or New Bedford MA, but you can certainly pull it off anywhere in the contiguous 48 States if a Portuguese whore is available.

After a night of serious gangbanging, a Portuguese whore's uterus is drained on the head of an unsuspecting party-goer that has passed out. The briny semen, mixed with the discharge from the whore's uterine pustules, is used as a styling gel.

The hair is swept dramatically [over the top] of the head and left to air dry. The now hardened sperm helmet, will bring hours of delight to the other party-goers.

The unsuspecting [victim] will eventually wake up from the horrendous Clorox Bleach smell, and he will [automatically] reach up to feel the hardened semen helmet and begin to vomit as he realizes he's been had. This is when you yell, "You're Fired!!"

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