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A smart ass, with white teeth, who's funny, tall, highly intelligent in technology (except texting and putting music on an MP3 player), generous, and a great father, he tens to over indulge in cookies, loves to give his wife presents (if he aint gettin' any) never spanks his children, loves little dogs (the licky kind) and will laugh at this definition (we hope) and is a great cook!!!!
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