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One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few: Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates. Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating. Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas. Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond. If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
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