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a Virus that Masquerades as latte art coffee passion. Greedfest is Actually a manmade virus built to collect as much money per hour as possible. More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave. Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory. in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism. Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show. Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
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