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Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and [political science]. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and [manic depression]. Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek [graduate school] enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
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