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A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first, 1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair 2. Shit in a sock 3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt 4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin 5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin" A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
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