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1) If you know you are going to bone a chick for the first time, masterbate several times to the point of disinterest, then drop a viagra, put on a condom. At this point you should be fully erect with practically zero sensation in your penis and can pound the girl to your heart's content or until she politely asks you to stop. Guaranteed requests for a return engagement. 2) Pretty much the same as the first, but instead of masterbating, get so whiskey-dicked drunk that you have no hope of getting it up, pop a Viagra and go to work. Tricky to balance the sex and not passing out though.
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