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Meatment actually has nothing to do with any coital process or sexual organs; it actually has to do with meat! Meatment: (MEET-mehnt) Improper noun. 1. To take someone out to a restaurant and treated to a nice meat dinner. This restaurant is usually located in the trendy district of any metropolitan area. Not to be confused with MeetMint, a common after coffee mint which was branded with two M's. Seen as an affront to the M&M brand of chocolate confectionery, the startup company MeetMints was quickly dissolved after three years of public inquiry and legal probing. Etymology: Traced back to the words meat and treatment, (both the non-urban definitions). Indeed, Meatment is not the combination of meat and treatment, though a combination of that sort would be profound!
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