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Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways. Silly close-minded door. Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not. Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
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