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the art of wanking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of wanking like a ninja. A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals. It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
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