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An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended. Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.
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