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Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full [erection]. It in that "dick [purgatory]" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide. The term is derived from what happens when [fire wood] is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
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