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Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide. The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
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