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The men and women who guard you while you sleep in your little race-car bed and prevent society from breaking down into an anarchistic free-for-all. A thankless job, police have to deal with ungrateful fucks (i.e. little shit teenagers whose parents need to beat the shit out of them, and wouldn't survive if the police weren't around to protect them) insulting them just because of one bad cop giving all police a bad name
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