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A generally stubborn man who believes he owns things and people;preferriable his wife. Thinks very highly of himself and is some what conceded and self centered. Although his humorous personality keeps him in the likings of others, he has a great desire of making fun of people. You'll typically find him sitting on a couch in his bath robe and slippers smoking hookah and watching Law and order.
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