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When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a [panic attack] she's about to cut [your balls] off, however since there is [shaving cream] involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,
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