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The hell-hole of the United States of America. Their land is flat and boring. Trust me, drive five miles into it and you'll contemplate suicide. The campus of Kansas University is covered in a pot-smoke haze and the sidewalks are filled with dirty needles and empty pill bottles. Also, KU athletics are considered "outstanding". No one knows how KU athletes are so good, but many suspect steroid use. Another fun fact about KU is that their fight song says "Rock, Chalk. Jayhawk". What kind of shit is that, I mean really? Kansas State University is KU's younger, fatter cousin. KSU always takes last place in everything, due to their illiteracy. Most Kansans blame all their troubles on either: 1. Missouri 2. Missouri OR 3. Missouri Psychologists believe Kansans suffers from schizophrenia, because they percieve themselves to be better then everyone else, especially Missourians.
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