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(Pronounced like "Midas Touch" but with a dropped "D"). Having the reverse Midas Touch curse: Everything you touch turns/goes to shit. Also, used for when you seem to be bad luck for other people as well. Often used in a rhetorical question about the state of ones own life or as a warning to other that your losing streak might be contagious. Interchangeable with reverse midas touch. See also gilligan, Bad Luck Barry, bad luck guy, Humphrey Hambone Alternately, LITERALLY touching poo with your finger, not washing it, and then either touching things with your dirty digit or causing people to smell your dirty digit. See also poo finger.
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