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the roman god of adult entertainment. we derive the modern words "porn" or "pornography" from her. according to an ancient myth, porniphurous went down to earth for sex, but she was too hot and now boy had the balls to try to bang her. in order to seduce some men she started touching herself everywhere. this made the men watching her very horny so they all masturbated to her instead of just fucking her. after porniphurous realized she was stuck a virgin, she went back to the underworld to get laid. the men had nothing to do on long weekends so they drew stick figures that resemble porniphurous. this is the origin of porn.
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