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So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) *WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED* Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name. Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
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