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The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.
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