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Characterized by his/her likelyhood to slam into objects or people with a surprisingly high frequency, a gireesh is anyone that is illegally blind. This means that the person cannot see more than two micrometers in front of of his/her face and has not been certified as blind by the United States Association of the Legally Blind (USALB).
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