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To freak out, and henceforthe drive away, a potential date with sexually deviant behaviour. This can include anything from joking about bondage, to attaching a fishhook to your dates arm and offer to suck it back out again. A Kenzi can be achieved by any of the three genders, with order of success going "Transgender, Male, Female." Unless you're in Amsterdam, in which case, it is the same but with Female first. It should be noted that there are no laws prohibiting the Kenzi, because a Kenzi is not harmful unless pursued. If pursued it is any of the following > Statutory rape >Date rape >Just plain Rape >Murder >Buggery >Necrophilia >Bestiality >The Above four with a choice of different types of rape >The casting of an unforgivable curse >On-street Ninja fight.
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