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A flying, invisible, all-knowing, managed to create an entire kingdom out of clouds, 50 foot tall and yet can also conveniently be 6 foot tall man, who, though he has been proved non-existant millions of times, still has millions of people blindly following him into heaven. Can also see what you're doing at any time so he can tell if you can get into heaven, although that sounds more like a paedophile than a god. Only known force able to defeat God is Chuck Norris. Known for tendency to kill other religions
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