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The act of ejaculating on ones own nether-regions (testicular area is preferable, but this can also work with the penis... i guess) after oral sex, and then slapping them on the side of your partner's face. Hold them there for as long as possible while going beep... beep... beep... If you manage to hold them there for 5 beeps you are required to boast to all of your close guy friends about your great achievement, as your man-score now has 100 more points. Also, You do not buy any alcohol for the next week, its on your buddy's tab. However, if it does not last 5 Beeps, it is an automatic dignity suicide, losing you 500 man points and rejection from civilization. A risky but potentially epic maneuver.
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