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The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
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