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Louie is who your father wanted you to grow up to be or who your mother wanted you to be with, depending on your gender. Louie bones Chuck Norris's girl and then tells the good Chuck to fuck off. He gives advise and guidance to the worlds most interesting man. He's the best guy you could ever bring home to your parents, but watch out because your mom may want to sex him up! Louie's usually drive something manly like a truck and typically drink rum, but he could drive a Prius and sip on Pena Colada's and still be 10 times the man you are. The best Louie's are in southern Cali and are entrepreneurs. He's the guy that will always keep you guessing. He's amazing at everything he does especially when he's filling your wholes full of his amazing cock. He could be your best friend or your worst enemy. He's the best boyfriend in the world and hopefully husband! Ladies, take it from a women that knows a Louie, if you're smart you'll fight tooth and nail to keep him, but if you're just a dumb hood rat skank slut bitch then you'll just lose him to some gorgeous hot body blonde like myself!

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