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A cocky guy who stands like a tool, usually stemming from excessive drinking or boosting of ego. It presents with a nonchalant stance, hat/glasses included, boldly displaying his muscular physique. Little is he aware that he is blinding all those around him with his reflective white skin, which prevents them from seeing lack of said muscles. This guy will also puke on your balcony and beside your bed.
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