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When some one is completely pissin' you off and acting like an asshole. At your Job, in your family, friends that don't know when to stop bringin that drama and mind their biz, lets say. We all have those pretentious pain it the skibby loud mouths in our live we have no control of having to deal with every day. Hears a solution. "Vaseline" Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars. Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.
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