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Deadliest war in world history. 1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia 1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China 1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland 1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina 1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US 1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America 1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies 1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces 1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
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