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A beautiful, dark green island off of the coast of Britain which contains the following:

* Cattle and god Irish beef * Sheep and good ole Irish wool * Roman Catholics * Award winning football teams * Hurling (an Irish sport a tad like lacrosse) * Catholics and Catholic churches * A historical industry of potato farming and proud, strong Irishmen * A modern industry in computer technology * An immortal history in alcohol * Catholics, Catholic priests, Catholic nuns * The world's most recognised Catholic Saint, Saint Patrick * A bitter history with Britain starting in the 1200s or so and continuing, possibly to this very day, including:

* The Norman conquests

* The Tudor reconquests and oppression

* The rebellions and the Penal Laws

* The Easter Rising of 1915

* Bloody Sunday 1971

* The Hunger Strike of 1981

* and all of the fighting, death, and protests made before, in between and after * Catholic politicians who want a completely free Ireland * Protestant politicians wanting Ireland to be in Union with Britain * Drunkies in the public houses who couldn't care less * Speaking of pubs, Guinness

And did I mention they're 80 percent Catholic?

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