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Technical term for a mouldy vagina. Most common in women who don't get much action, resulting in tubors growing out of their flaps. The vagina resembles a 'spud' also if the flaps have not been washed in a while. Most common in single, overweight women who resemble Eamon Holmes or Adrian Chiles.
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