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Put down a three (3) to masturbate. the third type of male body excretion. to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body. a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
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