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An annoying website where you adopt weird "pets" that you can name and take care of, give them pets and then give their pets pets. You earn money (np) by playing very bad games, and some things are exclusive to neocash that you have to pay for. The staff are not any better, as the reporting scheme is WORSE than in youtube and deviantart. They favour over users, they suspend (aka Freeze) you for no reason and they have bad attitudes. 12 Reasons not to play Neopets: 1. The Games 2. Gameplay 3. Noobs 4. The boards 5. The Staff 6. No longer free! 7. Freezing 8. Paintbrushes 9. Items 10. Hypocrisy 11. The pets 12. Waste of time.
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