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GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others. A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving. A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person. An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem. Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out. A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick. Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
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