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For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants. He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet. He kills a man's erection. First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
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