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After a long night of drinking Keystone Light, one wakes up in the morning and feels a lower abdominal pain that causes them to rush out of bed and take a shit. This shit is soft and airy and usually smells like 50:50 mixture of Keystone and shit. This dump will last anywhere from 15-45 minutes and usually is followed by subsequent shits later in the day.
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