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When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo. This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper. 1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet. 2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
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