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A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine. Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey. If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
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