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1. State of disappearing during work and making personal calls during work. 2. The state of not knowing when to stop eating. 3. The art of texting during work and avoiding phone calls while logged into a call center queue. 4. The inability to drive after 1 beer resulting in the totaling of one or more vehicles. 5. The denial of age resulting in thrown out backs from sporting incidents.
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