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1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense. 2. a jackass that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph. 3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he's looking down at a text message instead of at the road. 4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel. 5. a feckless turd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.
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