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It's all the craze to seagull your friends in England, which is ejaculating into your hand and smacking the hell out of your friends in the face. What about females? What can these poor creatures of fate do to mimic males (as they've done for millenniums)? Ahhh have we found the solution! What are women good at you may ask? Arguably one of three things. Cooking (the arguable portion), Producing Children, and Menstruating!!! Finally women put their skills to ardent use. As they menstruate into their hands they whack males in the face with their vagina juice. That my disgusted friends is a flamingo.
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