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A serious disease which is becoming prevalent within the Rockabilly community. Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff' Symtoms include. A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways. Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows). Expanding side burns. And overall Fat Boy weight gain. Also turned up jeans. There is NO KNOWN CURE.
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