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A joke. There was this priest and a rabbi. The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"? The rabbi says,"It against my religion". The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"? The priest says,"It against my religion". The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
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