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A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!" Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals. Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
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