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a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an [ironing board] in [the shape] of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. [The cock] iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.
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