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a hoedown piss is when you [go to the bathroom] and don't want to [wash your hands] after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a [country hoe] down. when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions. most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
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