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The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake According to smart people, time is money. Therefore: 2time = Cake According to other smart people, time goes on forever. This indicating: time = infinity Therefore: 2infinity = Cake Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible. The Cake is a lie!
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